Happy super duper belated bday to Tracy!!!
Met up the old classmates at Hougang mall to get the present.
Ifelt so outcast when we were in the perfume shop.
Although they kept putting different sample strip to my nostril.
It all smelt the same to this X chromosome. Smells like girls…
Anyway “we” choose a bottle of Anna Sui.
I got to spend this 5 mins to teach alittle something to the X chromosomes out there.
This is life tips 101 for guys:
Ever had your girlfriend or if you would your mum ask you for opinions on say…. perfume,clothes or the taste of cake/pie?
Something along the line “eh Ben ah, nice anot this fluffy yellow dress?”
To a square thinking piece mass like me.
NO!!
Firstly it is not even practical to begin with.
Why must a piece of clothing has more holes then required for the human limb?
What!? the lesser the fabric the higher the price?
The colours and the prints!.I feel like I just stepped into a art museum.
BUT!!!
To speak your mind infront of all the fairer gender is to seal your own fate as a monk forever. To the gay readers nun would do fine 
Well I got a fool prove way to both please your ladies and make life your much easier.
From this moment onwards, memorize a list of positive Adjective.
Examples:
-Lovely
-Beautiful
-Nice
-wonderful
-Sexy
-Delicious
-Slim
-sumptuous
The next time a girl throws you such questions again. Search your conscience, deep inside you know the truth to the question, to tell the truth you risk a sulky face but to NOT tell the truth you are a liar.
Remember the adjective you memorize earlier on?
Now is the time to use it.
If she is asking about food.
Bring out the food related adjective: nice, delicious, sumptuous
If she is asking about a dress.
Bring out the fashion related adjective: Slim, sexy, beautiful, wonderful.
There is so many way you can use these adjectives. You just got to know when to use what!
Some girls do agree with me on this theory as well.
Most girls do not really care for the truth, they just need a listening ear and assurance.
Not your logical reasoning.
Hmmm but then again imagine if the Y chromosomes starts behaving like X chromosomes and think logically and reason squarely.
The number one questions on my Buay Tahan list:
“Am I fat?”
This one is a unique question. No amount of adjective can save you:
Definately deliciously fat
Sumptuously fat
Beautifully fat
no no no it will not work trust me…
This is the only time where you turn off the soul of the human body and tell lies:
“No honey youre perfectly fine!”
“No dear youre just full figured”
“Of course if by Fat you means FUuuyoooo, Absolutely Thin!!”
huh?…
Eh you king now ah?