booya mama November 11, 2008

Napfa is in one week time. 18th of November to be exact.

WHATS THE WOOHAA?!

If I attain a gold or silver I get a two months reduction during my full time national service, for recruits who fail, they go through a 4 weeks Physical Training Phase (PTP) before attending the standard 9-week BMT. And BOY am I not going to waste so much time getting grilled in there.

 

On the 5th of november I officially did a trial test with dalry and matthew to see where I stand among the nation of boys/men/gays.

I bought a measuring tape from home and Matthew donated his handphone as a stopwatch. We met at the school’s fitness corner to ridicule ourself.(I was in slippers, matt and dalry were in long pants)

This was what I recorded.

My pull-up is beyond pathetic and I swear my arms spasm so hard attempting the 5th pull up that I could have pass as a human vibrating dildo.(so sweaty you didnt need lubes)

Clocking 13min40secs. My 2.4km crawl was superb.(I remember seeing a family of snails running pass me)

My days were numbered….

Ever since I entered poly, I discovered the joy of beer and liquor, good food everywhere. Mix that lethal conoction with food junkies everywhere. This leads to one thing. A not very atheletic boy.

Just like the old day when I actually did keep to schedule to study, I devised a sinister plan  to get myself into tiptop shape. 

My schedule was planned like this on weekdays assuming I did’t oversleep and skip school(ah the beauty of life).

8.30am-4pm(school)

5.30pm-10.30pm(work)

11.30pm-1am(2.4km run+ blah blah blah)

2am-sleep

I have been keeping to this tight schedule for almost a week now and I am still going strong(FOR NOW)

 

11th november 2008:

My 2.4km was timed at 10 minutes 40 seconds(beat that usain bolt!)

My pull ups increased by 1 count which is kinda pathetic but at least i wasn’t spasming in the arms.

Sit-ups was timed at 45++

Standing broad jump wasn’t tested because It looked kinda stupid practising that.

Sit and reach should be better but I had’t test my limits yet. 

Overall I did make some improvement!

 

One more week of torture and chasing china girls jogging around the park at night!

 

 

 

 

go on and laugh! 2 months lesser 2 months lesser 2 months lesser!!!