Went out with Huda, Linda and Derrick and we decided to have our dinner at Fish & Co(The glass house).
Quite a nice place with live band rocking out in the background crooning to songs like Damien rice’s “Cannonball“.
Just when the band was halfway through their third song, Cassie’s “Turn the lights off“
The lights went off.
There was a blackout right in the middle of our meal. Well not quite mine actually. I am a pretty fast eater and just when the black out happened I was probably down to my last few french fries. HAHA screw you slow eaters!! EAT IN THE DARK NOW!
Out came the candles and POOF! goes the service charge on the bill!
**I was bullshitting about the Cassie”turn the light off “, Probably some lame arse song they were singing.
I’m rather down on my luck recently.
I took my younger brother wallet by mistake and only realised it when I was about to board the bus.
I boarded the bus anyway being the lazy arse I am.
10 minute into the ride/sleep I was awoken by this Purple looking shadow tapping my shoulder.
For a moment I though I was in my dream and the soul of the purple paint I spilled the other time on the travellator was coming back to haunt me.
Rubbed my eye alittle and I realise purple shadow was actually the bus conductor. Damn dreams!
I remember him saying in a blury voice: “BOY.. EZLINK TAKE COME OUT.”
Two things went through my mind,
Punch the blury looking man in the crotch and run the heck out of the bus!
OR
I could just give him my ezlink and stick to my number one motto in life “In times of great distress and gloom, just act blur.”
I choose the latter.
Well, it ended pretty short of an exciting story. He took my ezlink, I closed my eye and pretend to sleep. He started to crosscheck the ezlink picture with my face. I pretend to sleep even harder.
Then he said”Ok, thanks”and passed the ezlink back to me and went off the next stop
Part of me was felt relieved. Then I though hard. Damn hard. I almost wanted to press the emergency door button and pulled the bugger back and say this to him:
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU!!??
COME BACK AND TAKE A CLOSER LOOK!!!
MY brother
And me
LOOK ALIKE
MEH!???
I think more handsome right?…..sob…
