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Boys will be boys January 15, 2009

Filed under: Uncategorized — bennycan @ 2:35 am

I have this friend who was recently caught by his girlfriend for having some pornographic material on his laptop.  He swears by the saying: “hell has no fury like a woman scorned”.

I do admit men look at pornography and me being a dude freely admit  I occasionally do surf porn. Any man you pick off the street would be guilty of that. 

 

It is a addiction  for some but in my opinion not as bad as drugs or alcoholism. As long as you do not let it control your life and let it remain in your deepest fantasy, I guess it is as good as a a gaming where killing innocent players is acceptable in the cyber world but in this case with pornography being less socially acceptable.

 

Going straight to the point. Like it or not porn is a turn on for guys, even the most honest and religious person. It is a habit many can’t kick. hmmm come to think of it. I have never heard of guys going cold cock  from  porn before.. I mean cold turkey..okay okay not funny…

The point is spouse and girlfriend should’t take it upon themselves  and use it as a reason to unleash hell on “him” because Men are more of a visual creature unlike woman

Woman on the other hand are also guilty of another type of porno. I do know of someone who reads romance novel day in day out.  She  was on it for days and I swear she was talking to the novel.

 

One day I got curious, picked up the book she was reading and flipped through the pages:

“His chest was her pillow, and oh, did she drool.”

 ”Her embrace made his manhood swell like week-old roadkill on hot asphalt in the Georgia sun.”

 

O god, you dun see guys cracking up because youre reading romance novel and fantasizing, Its completely normal and is a fodder for your imagination and might just be your ticket to escape reality.

 

Oyea I stopped reading the novel when I came across this line:

“His musculine finger throbbed as he slid them deeper and deeper into  my moist … nostril!!!”

 

 

**I made the last line up but honestly porn is not big deal as long as no children or torture/abuse is involved and he still stay faithful to you.

 

And that friend who was caught is definately not me. SERIOUS!!!!!

 

7 Responses to “Boys will be boys”

  1. Lin Says:

    Hahaha.
    Yes, we know it’s not you.
    And we know your jungle escapades.

  2. hulahoophuda Says:

    oh i saw your friend today. he is a total loser you know. he is so ugly and desperate. he deserves to be trash and beaten up. haiz i pity him you have friend like him. you better not become like him or I will walk out again. hahhahaha.

  3. bennycan Says:

    eh what jungle escapades. I’m underage okay!

    Erm huda…I agree with you. I’ll punch him in the face. Poor boy.

  4. nick Says:

    lol. poor bugger. i bet he forgot to clear his recycle bin when he though he cleared the history, address, cache. sigh.

  5. ben’s friend’s dirty little secret.

    found in C:/documents and settings/bens dirty little secrets.

  6. bennycan Says:

    hahahahahahaha. Its no little secret. I have it hidden in a folder name no-porno-here under my D-drive.

  7. hulahoophuda Says:

    well guys watch porn because they are single and therefore they turn to pornography. Lol so sad. and ya religious people are not supposed to watch porn because their mind are supposed to be clean. dumb dumb.


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