Last night while minding my own business in the house I heard a frantic chirping call of a bird. Looked out of my window and I saw a cat with a baby bird underneath its paw. Rushed out immediately to chase the cat away and manage to rescue this baby bird from turning into cat food.
My guess is that the recent pruning of trees by town council has cause this baby bird to fall from its nest which it survived and unfortunately attracted the local puss in boots. Could also be that it failed its first lesson of flight.
Anyway we decided to adopt this poor xiao niao and to do so we had to create a nest! 
Chris made the “nest” while I did the tricky part of trapping the bird.Actually all i did was chase it into a plastic bag with a twig, heyyy for a bird brain like me that is pretty hard work!
Hope little birdie here recover soon and lives to fly in a few weeks to tells his birdy community how well we treated him and to stop stealing the little fishies in the pond outside my house.
Chris Suggested I start dressing up as a mother bird to avoid scaring the shit out of this baby bird.
Dun be so niao can!
haha you’re niao enough to bring home that bird.
you mynak girl
It’s gonna poop all over your house. HAWHAWHAW
Self proclaimed birdbrain!
HAHAHA!
Good that you know.