NEVER MESS WITH A CHEENA BOY ON A RED INDIA BIKE April 27, 2009

I was riding home as usual after finishing my morning shift at work.

 

  Feeling a little tired and bored I decided to check out farmway 3 fishing pond. Actually I was there to recky and evedrop on the regular patrons to learn where the hottest spot in the pond were. Saw a cute dalmatian(dog) walking around…hmmm maybe he was just a white dog with oil stain. Anway this tues night I’ll be down there again with nick and a old kaki to fish!! will bring along some oil busting detergent to clean some pirated doggy… 

 

Took  mental note of all the productive spots, techniques and types of bait used and boy was I ready to be on my way back home.Turned the airconditioning unit from my bike up to relive myself from the scorching heat. OOoo correction, throttle hard and travel above 90km/hr on the expressway to enjoy the “coolness” of sitting in front a industrial fan without actually sitting infront of one.

 

While negotiating my turn into Jalan Kayu via  TPE/PIE  this badass of a bike probably doing 110-120km/h  zoomed past me and a few other cars.  Looked to be a yamaha YZF-R6(top speed in the range of 250-270km/h)

 

After making my turn in and nearing a traffic light I saw the same  bloke waiting for the red light to turn green. I stopped behind him and admired this beauty of  a machine. He looked to his side mirror and I saw a smirk on his face behind his  fugly sunglasses.

light turned green and all i heard was the distinct sound of  clutch engaging,reving engine and screaming exhaust , he was gone leaving the  traffic behind.

 

While me on my erhem! humble bajaj pulsar(made in india)  just happily rolled along “insert fly me to the moon in slow melodius piano tune”

 

Rolling to a stop at the next traffic light, mr big bad biker was in front of me waiting for the lights to turn red again.  This time he saw me in the mirror and again gave that smirk. I minded my own business and again he sped off when the lights turned  green.

He took the left lane and was block by a van while I signal right and overtook them both, then suddenly crazy man swerve, overtook the van and sped past me again. I was thinking if I had a car I would have ran him down  

Being the patient person I am, I eased the throttle and again “insert fly me to the moon music”

Arriving at the third traffic light, there he was, the same biker who since exiting the expressway had been trying so hard to shake me off his tail and there he was being stopped by the same sets of traffic light!! I was thinking”omg omg so fun no matter how fast he is I am forever kissing his tail” 

 

This kept repeating for the next few traffic light, he  would speed off when the lights turned green and at the next traffic light I would see him again.

 

moral of the story: NEVER MESS WITH THE CHINESE GUY WITH A RED INDIA BIKE! FUYOOO!!! WATAA!!!