Trillions of apologies for the long pause in entries.
You see…
I was recently sent to the White House Pennsylvania Ave NW
Washington to welcome the USA’s first black president. Then came along this flying saucer hovering above Mr Obama, I did what I had to and jump onto the saucer which startled the aliens who hit the emergency alien-back-home button and I had to spent my entire time in Planet Geeklo explaining to their chief why I the brave human warrior meddled in their affair of the state .
I will start updating soon…. if the world stop sending me on these missions.
seriously.. what the fuck???